I am Clara Turing, your new favorite temporary girlfriend.
West Coast Grown and East Coast educated, I contain multitudes and jokes.
Standing 5ft with one sock on, curly-haired and vivacious I am a force of personality soul, and wit.
If you are partial to things like hatch chilies, scotch, cyberpunk, bright colors, or even embrace maximalism – I am your girl.
Seattle is my home base – but I have left more than a handful of cashmere scarves and silk underwear in a myriad of cities- like San Francisco, New York, Portland, DC, London, Paris, Tokyo and many more.
I am a bi-coastal babe, often in a plane flying to and from places known and unknown.
I honor both the cerebral and corporeal. Physicality is just as sacred to me as the cerebral connections.
Dicks and Derrida, Lube and Lacan,
Cunnilngus and Chomsky.
I have an open relationship with academics.
As a perpetual student, I am often deep inside a rabbit hole of a subject- so feel free to ask me what I am reading.
As a triple Aquarian- who doesn’t always believe in that type of thing, as an INFJ who also doesn’t always believe in that type of thing- I am most often found with my nose in a book about microloans while wearing jewelry found at Bangkok side streets.
I also think it is important to note- I talk fast, a natural raconteur, and am highly effervescent and enthusiastic.
This can take folks by surprise since I think a lot of times online communication can be “super serious” business- so it can be a tad disconcerting when a whole person is a ray of sunshine in a bodysuit.
The Turing Time
My communication style tends to be what I like to call Breezy British. (blame living in London for ages)
I am quite causal and cheeky, but also direct and discreet If you want to speak on the phone I do offer phone calls for an nominal fee. Find out more HERE.
I do wear glasses in person, but they do come off during fun times. I always wear my hair in its natural curly state.
It changes in shade, I share updated photos on my Twitter- HERE.
If we are meeting inside for the first time, I prefer meeting you in robe and lingerie.
If you prefer a more proper outfit, just let me know.
I shave/wax my armpits and bikini area when *I* feel the need for a change. If you are super concerned about another person’s body hair- I am not the person for you.
Due to SESTA, I do not openly publish what I do physical activity-wise.
What I can do is after light screening, we can book a phone call for $100 to discuss our compatibility.
Half of this rate acts as a deposit. Pretty neat!
If you are not concerned with the nitty gritty details but want to double check out compatability or just shoot the shit- that works perfect.
Our time is usually spent with 5-10 mins of couch time aka getting to know each other. If you prefer not to do this, or want more of this, just let me know.