How Do I Book You?

My booking form is the best way

 LINK here. 

My response time is usually within one business day.

Where are you located?

As a passonatate person prone to pregrinations,  I am often found in all sorts of locations, both domestic and international.

I do however call a few cities home.

My main base in Seattle, a close second Portland, but I am finding myself in LA, DC and NYC frequently.

What is your cancellation policy?

Under 24 hours notice- full rate is due

Under 48 hours- 50% of the rate is due.

What school did you go to?

I did attend a rather large and well-known Ivy League University on the East Coast and attended a few semesters at a similar institution in England.
While I am immensely proud of my accomplishments of both my undergrad and grad school- sadly I have learned to be mum about which school it is since folks try and out me to professors and other staff. :/

How old are you?

I am a five-thousand-year-old succubus sent here from the future to learn all I can about human sexuality.

In other words- I am young enough to have never lived without a cellphone but old enough to read paper books.
I am also old enough to have completed grad school and still have a caffeine addiction.

You will find my conversation style to be cheeky,  bold and quick.

What is your sense of style?

Feminine eccentric comfort with international influences.
I lean towards vintage-inspired prints, soft fabrics such as cashmere, velvet, french terrycloth, and silks.

Having spent so much of my time abroad- I do have some interesting pieces that I love showcasing such as my beret, Japanese school girl-inspired jacket, former USSR mailbag, and other things.
I am a collector of vintage jewelry and buy a piece every trip I take.

When visiting you- I dress to fit the circumstances with just a little bit of personality.

Do you have a wishlist? What are your likes?


My Wishlist can be found HERE 

I also enjoy gift card from REI, Erwhon, Whole  Foods,  Honey Birdette, Harlow and Fox, Powells, and Elliot Bay Bookstore.



Topo Chico or other mineral waters

Scotch-  Laphroaig, Ardbeg Uigeadial.  Hibiki, Hatozaki, Hakushu 12. 


International snacks are always a treat.  

Trail mixes, hard candy (Hammonds is a top fav ) organic fruit are lovely.