Frequently Asked Questions

 

How Do I Book You?

It is pretty easy!

Just fill out my contact form and wait a bit. My response time is usually within one business day unless you get an auto response. .

Deposits? but I have been ripped off before and..

I feel this as I also book sex workers and have had not so great results. By reading this you are doing your research which is a great first step.
My deposit policy is a bit different than some. One of the deposit methods is charitable giving. This means places like no-kill cat shelters get your deposit, not me.

Do you get tested for Covid? Will you get tested for me? Are you vaccinated?

While I understand these questions, I find them to be prying. My health status is my own to share. If you would like me to get tested for our date, kindly remit $120 along with your deposit at least three days before our meeting and I will share my results (legal name hidden) with you.

Where are you located?

This answer does change with the seasons.

While in Seattle- I am in a private but shared incall in Wallingford.

While in Portland- I am in a private but shared incall in Hollywood District.

While on tour( San Francisco, DC, New York, Chicago)- I tend to use four-five star hotels. If you are anti hotel- and book two hours or more we can find something that works for the both of us.

Do you have pets?

My personal companion is a small elderly cat. She has an exclusive residency at the Seattle/ Wallingford location.

What school did you go to?

I did attend a rather large and well-known Ivy League University on the East Coast and attended a few semesters at a similar institution in England.
While I am immensely proud of my accomplishments of both my undergrad and grad- sadly I have learned to be mum about which school it is since folks try and out me to professors and other staff.

How old are you?

I am a five-thousand-year-old succubus sent here to slowly drain the life force of men.

In other words- I am young enough to have never lived without a cellphone but old enough to read paper books.
I am also old enough to have completed grad school and still have a caffeine addiction.

What is your sense of style?

Feminine eccentric comfort with international influences.
I lean towards vintage-inspired prints, soft fabrics such as cashmere, velvet, french terrycloth, and silks.

Having spent so much of my time abroad- I do have some interesting pieces that I love showcasing such as my beret, Japanese school girl-inspired jacket, former USSR mailbag, and other things.
I am a collector of vintage jewelry and buy a piece every trip I take.

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missclaraturing@gmail.com

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